Ok...the title is a bit of an "inside" joke between me and the people I work for, Kimberly and Paul. Just wanted to thank them publicly for being so great and understanding of my situation. I was told I would be "fired" if I showed up to work on Friday after my first treatment, which is very sweet of them. I am so fortunate to work for such great people!
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